5 things every woman should have

5 things every woman should have

There comes a time in a woman’s life when she should have the essentials.  And I say 18 is that time.  If you don’t have these things and you are over 18, head to the shops RIGHT NOW.  You’re welcome.1. A pair of black cotton briefsNot...
Things I didn’t know were things

Things I didn’t know were things

The great thing about idle conversations is the things you learn that you didn’t even know were things.You with me?  You know when you’re like la la la kinesiology, fathers, horses, bowen therapy.  And that’s a legit link.  Like a...
The power of words

The power of words

As a professional profaner, I am often amused when my friends come around and say the word ‘bum’ in front of my children and then immediately blush and stammer out an apology.  I am their mother.  They are exposed to my irresponsible vocabulary...
Bindi – 1. Rest of world – 0

Bindi – 1. Rest of world – 0

If you want to realise how unreasonable we are collectively I would like to present you with  That’s right Bindi Irwin. Who at the age of fifteen had the audacity to say she wishes children dressed their age and covered up their boobs and blah blah save the...