A tale of domestic violence

A tale of domestic violence

Nearly twenty years ago, I had a girlfriend who was regularly beaten by her partner.  She’d turn up in the middle of the night looking for somewhere to crash, she’d call asking to be collected from the hospital or occasionally ring me in the middle of...
Not all eyes are created equal

Not all eyes are created equal

The Tullinator recently failed her 4 year old vision test.  We weren’t too bothered but because vision is ‘a thing’ for us genetically, we wanted to get it checked out straight away.  Our GP (who is several kinds of brilliant for all sorts...
WTF Australian politicians?

WTF Australian politicians?

Cheeses.Former Labor leader Mark Latham won’t shut up and what’s even more distressing is that a publication like the Australian Financial Fucking Review PAID THE MAN to write that crap.Current Labor leader Bill Shorten doesn’t say anything at all...
Happy World Toilet Day

Happy World Toilet Day

Did you know that today is World Toilet Day?A whole day dedicated to where we do our poopies.  And a glorious chance for me to bang on about my favourite topic.Giving a shit.And I can say my daughters’ word of the moment with gleeful abandon.POO POO.But...
How to be a …..

How to be a …..

I’m putting a huge part of the writing world out of a job here but things are pretty simple.  If you want to be something, you generally have to do something.If you want to be a triathlete. Do a triathlon.If you want to be a runner. Run.If you want to be a...