There were no gay people at my school

There were no gay people at my school

Not one.I went to a Catholic school so it’s entirely possible they were all expelled because they would have made it hard for me to learn English, or fail maths, or any of the other things I did at school.It was really great that I grew up with no gay friends...
Laugh and the world laughs with you

Laugh and the world laughs with you

Cry and you cry alone.  Unless the cumulative effect of various external factors leaves you sobbing like a loon to The Notebook while you’re flying on a plane FULL of people between London and Sydney.  In which case, your crying is so excessive they...
This body of mine

This body of mine

Fact: This body of mine is overweight. It is overweight because at this current point in time I don’t exercise enough, drink too much and eat erratically. I think way too much about this body of mine. The marketing tells me that I don’t think about it...